dashiki is swahili for doggystyle

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geek-bait:

carry-it-with-you:

b0ngs-n-th0ngs:

When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

Reblogging for the hundredth time

but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie

written by Tina Fey

narrated by morgan freeman

Guest starring Ellen Degeneres

soundtrack by Beyonce

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Tumblr Code.

fallingthroughtheuniverse:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

REBLOG.

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eatsomebrains:

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

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ssteampunkachu:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

holy shit that’s really rad

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pursuingmyhappiness:

niknak79:

This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave

Is there a reason I never thought about this before?

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lalalalyssss:

boybandersandbullshit:

i-cant-seem-to-sleep:

dobbysocks42:

youreawesome:

jkimisyellow:

jenjennjenna:

A midget obese giraffe.

I’m having a heart attack

omgomgomgo

where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?

what is this.
what is life.

IT’S SO CUTE oMfG

OH MY GOD.

Lmfaooooo

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jaiwrestledabearonce:

THE FUTURE IS NOW

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alangwiggy:

dysphorism:

deflaw:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry

AW I LOVE THIS

Aww, now THAT was pure happiness in its prime :’]

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